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Wed, Oct. 14th, 2009, 01:20 am
Relax, it's only paranoia

Bad:
My girlfriend opens a beer, leaves it sitting around for an hour, then takes a huge swig, upending the bottle and causing it to foam all over the place, right next to my computer.

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<b>Bad:</b>
My girlfriend opens a beer, leaves it sitting around for an hour, then takes a huge swig, upending the bottle and causing it to foam all over the place, right next to my computer.

<b><Worse:</b>
In the process of grabbing paper towels to clean this stuff up, I stab myself in the eye. WITH. A.
PAPER.


TOWEL.

<b><Even Worse:</b>
Nikki asks me how I managed to stab myself in the eye with a paper towel. I reply in my best Maxwell Smart impression:

Me: Sheer....
Her: Talent?
Me: .....Talent.

The timing was impeccable. I loves me this woman.

Wed, Oct. 14th, 2009 05:24 am (UTC)
synnoveaevael

LOL!! classic :)

Wed, Oct. 14th, 2009 08:09 am (UTC)
yrcomplacency

Yer just special, that's all. :)