Wow. In and out of the mall in 20 minutes with exACTly what I wanted. And that includes finding parking, and the fact that the cashiers password was fucked up. I am a goddamned ninja!!!! So, my car will now have the ability to make sound of harmonic type come out of ovoid conic receptors, once I install the fucking head unit. Alpine brand with CD (well, duh....) and it takes 1/8" male jacks (no comments, you lot) AND, andandand, it takes USB standard input, which means I can hook up my iPod, or I can just carry a thumb drive. This means that, at some point, I can get this drive and have all the music I really care about in my pocket. GodDAMN, I love technology.
Of course, this will probably be put in with crude stone tools and chewing gum. Because sometimes, just sometimes, you have to get high-tech to be this crude (bonus points for anyone who can name the reference).